QWAK,Recipe for "DEAD ZOMBE soup"?
 

QWAK,With all the preping and such it occured to me:thinkey: that I have NEVER :452: come across a good RECIPE for "DEAD ZOMBE SOUP" -- it just seems to me to be a totaly over looked resorce for protean in the diet and a good way to recicle the BODIES!:yes::36_1_25::111::4_1_72:

IF any one has an OLD FAMILY recipe here at GIM:questionm it would be a potential that we have not even concidered!:wink::111::4_1_72:

the DUCK :signs14::10_1_19::15_1_70v:

Re: QWAK,Recipe for "DEAD ZOMBE soup"?
 

QWAK,This is NOT soup :36_1_30: but could be a realy GOOD ZOMBIE recipe and IF handeled properly POSABLY could be FRANCHISED:yes: -- after the IMPLOSION of FIAT currency -- just not shure how prices would be set for a franchise operation.:10_1_19:

"HOMERS -- ROADKILL/ZOMBIE burgers"

"HAVE it YOUR WAY!" -- and "They GLOW in the DARK!":yes::ARMS1:



Homer's Road Kill/ZOMBIE Burgers

Two pounds of ground up store-bought COW or Roadkilled Cow (ZOMBIE), "The one I hit on the way home from the Nuclear Power Plant last week will do."

"Let's see now, 8 hamburger buns from the store, wait a minute, Marge what did you do with the buns Bart didn't eat from his Summer Camp lunches."

"In the freezer Homer!" Great now I got to thaw 'em out.

"Ketchup, let me see, Lisa go get me the ketchup packages out from under the seat in my car."

"Got to have cheese and onions. Pickles, too. Need the cheese and onions from the store and I am out of pickles, AARRGGHH."

Wait a minute what is this fuzzy little green thing in the fridge. It looks like, a moldy cucumber, that'll work. :-)

"Wait a minute I don't have a Weber Grill to cook them on my old one wore out. Absolutely have to buy a new one."

Off to the store. Bought my new Weber Grill from the Hardware Store.

2 lbs ground cow or roadkill cow
Limberger cheese
Green onions

"Let's Fire up that Grill!"

BOOM
Boom
Boom!!!!!

"Too much gasoline..."

Note: Do not use 1 gallon of gas to light the grill.

Slap the burgers on the grill.

Instantly cooked.

Buns, ketchup, cheese, onions.

"I am going to call this... Homer's Homeless ZOMBIE Burgers."

Just burnt down my house... (sigh)

Maybe I will win a new grill for the new house I have to build.

Signed,
Homer Simpson Esq.
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BURGER KING -- on a BUN with "FLIES" -- and the FLIES are FREE!:yes::111::4_1_72::shine:

the DUCK :10_1_19::15_1_70v:

Re: QWAK,Recipe for "DEAD ZOMBE soup"?
 

Girl: Eating meat is wrong! It's murder!
Guy: Murder? Hell, everyone knows the only reason we don't eat people is that they taste bad!

Re: QWAK,Recipe for "DEAD ZOMBE soup"?
 

QWAK,I don't know WHY:dontknow: but every time I say "Homeless ZOMBIE Burgers" --- I just totaly QWAK UP!:111::4_1_72::111::4_1_72:

Just in a strange mood today :confused_ma::10_1_19:

the DUCK :15_1_70v: